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Posted by: jftghf on 01-05-12:

really mad

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K. Oberlin contact efforts can try here http://faultlinetalent.com/

Posted by: Tommy on 01-16-11:

How do I send you mp3's of my current band?



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By: Jeff T on 02-08-12 for all:

Boy, maybe, can't quite remember as it's almost 20 years (!) since its inception.

I think I picked it because it meant 'not moving' and it rhymed with my own last name.

Great sleuthing though!

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By: Craniac on 01-15-12 for TASM Lab:

True or False: In Thing & Nothing, Simon Still's last name comes from your own line sung by Christmas, "Simon s(S)till holds his love for me." At first he was just Simon. ?

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vicious kiss?

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 They were in Jamie's kitchen, and Jamie was blowing her hair dry. She turned slowly to Simon and asked him if he thought she was pretty. "pretty as the last orange petal to fall in October," he said setting a glass of soda down on the phallic counter top reaching across the room.

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Two minutes later Simon had her clothes off and down on the linoleum, washing with empathy over her pleas about how hard the floor was, and imagining he saw a hatred in the face of every beautiful young woman.

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Eluding classical motions, Simon stood her up and had her that way against the refridgerator, feet not touching the floor, and the fridge began rocking like an old Victrola in a brown living room in a 1972 suburban home.

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Two wine bottles fell over on top of the fridge. The bottles Jamie had dripped wax over because she thought they were pretty. They were pretty, Simon thought. A bottle rolled off and hit Simon on the head and dizzied him for a moment, but he stayed in the ring like a rhino.

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A ssecond fell on his head and broke into biting shards of dancing circus laughter around his feet, and he staggered around by the sink and said "Goddamn it," and carried Jamie across the kitchen leaving two toe prints in red across the floor.

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Simon got her over the penis in a G-spot position he had ssen in Cosmo, on side of her face turned down against the cool counter top, the other under his watchful hand, and he wondered if people outside could see. A car alarm sounded fifteen feet away and the building rocked with the rest of the city.

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Counting heeltoe, heeltoe, heeltoe, Simon watched out the window for creeps and murderers. He couldn't remember where he was.

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He finished on his toes and pulled out and the condom was gone. Jamie grabbed a half full bottle of Pepsi out of the fridge and ran into the bathroom and said, "don't ever ask me about this one." He never did. Simon was now alone. He suddenly felt sily standing in the kitchen naked.

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The condom was later found in the bathtub, lonely but still in one piece, and Simon felt the same way.

The End.



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Posted by: jftghf on 01-05-12

really mad


Posted by: Culture Of None on 06-22-11

K. Oberlin contact efforts can try here http://faultlinetalent.com/


Posted by: Tommy on 01-16-11

How do I send you mp3's of my current band?


Posted by: Jeff on 12-09-09

Hi Craniac,

No, it's not a secret but rather just never discussed. There's a great sign heading on the cape that says "Mashpee Sandwich" (an exit for two cape towns) and I always thought that sounded like a terrible lunch item. It may have even been the original first name.

Thanks for checking out Brambles. Pass it along to others! THanks!


Posted by: Craniac on 12-07-09

Wait! He didn't write to me; I copied that part, obviously. Crummy system removed spaces...just clarifying.


Posted by: Craniac on 12-06-09

Fellow BRENT OBERLIN wrote to tell me he's the first one to know where the name "Mashpee" came from. Good job Brent! (pretty sure I know, too.)It's a secret? Even from Him? "Brambles" is killer, btw.


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