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Posted by: um on 07-26-08:

and the aw twiddle twiddle award goes to: the last person who said i'm sick of taking your shit. too bad, you're taking it. aw, twiddle twiddle.

Posted by: Haz on 07-09-08:

feel sorry for the freak accident at zendik farm that put my name on their little characature of the dead man. relief the bitch got taken down as if our website isn't enough of an eyesore as it is. shitstain.

sincerely,

frogs live. eat it, destinklee.

Posted by: Michael J on 04-30-08:

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	They were in Jamie's kitchen, and Jamie was blowing her hair dry. She turned slowly to Simon and asked him if he thought she was pretty. "pretty as the last orange petal to fall in October," he said setting a glass of soda down on the phallic counter top reaching across the room. Next Frame / Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	Two minutes later Simon had her clothes off and down on the linoleum, washing with empathy over her pleas about how hard the floor was, and imagining he saw a hatred in the face of every beautiful young woman. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	Eluding classical motions, Simon stood her up and had her that way against the refridgerator, feet not touching the floor, and the fridge began rocking like an old Victrola in a brown living room in a 1972 suburban home. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	Two wine bottles fell over on top of the fridge. The bottles Jamie had dripped wax over because she thought they were pretty. They were pretty, Simon thought. A bottle rolled off and hit Simon on the head and dizzied him for a moment, but he stayed in the ring like a rhino. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	A ssecond fell on his head and broke into biting shards of dancing circus laughter around his feet, and he staggered around by the sink and said "Goddamn it," and carried Jamie across the kitchen leaving two toe prints in red across the floor. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	Simon got her over the penis in a G-spot position he had ssen in Cosmo, on side of her face turned down against the cool counter top, the other under his watchful hand, and he wondered if people outside could see. A car alarm sounded fifteen feet away and the building rocked with the rest of the city. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	Counting heeltoe, heeltoe, heeltoe, Simon watched out the window for creeps and murderers. He couldn't remember where he was. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	He finished on his toes and pulled out and the condom was gone. Jamie grabbed a half full bottle of Pepsi out of the fridge and ran into the bathroom and said, "don't ever ask me about this one." He never did. Simon was now alone. He suddenly felt sily standing in the kitchen naked. Next Frame / Previous frame Back to WITHOUT A SOUND
	The condom was later found in the bathtub, lonely but still in one piece, and Simon felt the same way. The End.

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Posted by: um on 07-26-08

and the aw twiddle twiddle award goes to: the last person who said i'm sick of taking your shit. too bad, you're taking it. aw, twiddle twiddle.

Posted by: Haz on 07-09-08

feel sorry for the freak accident at zendik farm that put my name on their little characature of the dead man. relief the bitch got taken down as if our website isn't enough of an eyesore as it is. shitstain.

sincerely,

frogs live. eat it, destinklee.

Posted by: Michael J on 04-30-08

You're Welcome

Posted by: Frog on 03-30-08

k revel everyone is not arol, only arol is arol, you win. the point is that the truth stands for itself, so i do too, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, which puts your tiny power trip right in its place doesnt it. doesnt matter anyway. cheers.

Posted by: . on 03-28-08

right, well i guess expecting that drastic of a process acceleration isn't rational is it. *shrug* well if it makes any difference,I myself as Steve,am NOT a wound up nature show host or school shooter or some random person who cant manage to get off their ass without external encouragement or anyone else I killed who's name was Steve.THAT Steve is DEAD in the final context of the word and no one in their RIGHT MIND cares, to continue identifying with him as a living being.This is ludicrous.

Posted by: seventh cloners cloners clone's clone of a seventh cloners cloners clone's clone's clone on 03-19-08

everything is enchanted. enchantment is the more melodic synonym of entropic gravity touching closer to its etheric nature as you see it takes the cemetary out of the song in essence linguistically. take, for example, my radio. it's an inexpensive cd player and am/fm model with no tape player and no clock- i had the option to let my mom get me a pricier model because it was a birthday gift but the other model was unaesthetic. the brand name printed on it demanded attention. this little guy doesn't ask me to look at it. after my mom bought it for me i gave it back then bought it off her, which sounds like nonsense maybe but thats what i had to do for it to be mine. now its in my aparment sitting on the microwave, plugged into the wall (the radio is, not the microwave), but i never use it, nor do i intend to. i never turn it on. i don't own any cds and i'm not interested in the radio stations. it's just important, for some reason, that that thing is there. it's existence and presence in my apartment in and of itself is the manifested expression of the radio station i'm listening to, the radio, at least that part of it that is there merely to act as a mental reference point to the radio, to itself, to the essence of the here and now that is the true raw nature of time as it would otherwise be forgotten in the false context of memory. there is no music that is richer than this. there is no signal stronger than silence as all sound is contained within it. everything is enchanted by silence. the strength of an existences enchantment is measured by the strength of its silence. this is true for all of existence including within the context of music as expressed in the wake of silence.

Posted by: i agree on 03-17-08

revel is a coward on an ego trip. no argument there at all. i am you as you are he and you are me and we are all NOT -that- guy revel.

Posted by: . on 03-17-08

there's obviously a direct connection between time travel and the dimensions. when a person time travels the first thing that happens is that they effectively erase their original timeline, so there has to be somewhere for te traveller to be wen their originating timeline is gone, and that is the dimensions/dimensional existance, which is the same as the place refered to as the other side, which is accessable by degree of indisposal to physicality, of course. it i by order of the cessation of interest in the expression of the local timeline that the traveller is imparted visibility within this field, and this process may be expressed in varying degrees of speed. the traveller for example may wish to sift bulk from their observed expression or to purge it, perhaps in haste, which would lengthen the process, as more bulk would then be created while attempting to escape entropic gravity which no one can do on the other side or on this one.

Posted by: Emmanuel Teijeiro. Original creator of homestarrunner.com on 02-11-08

so i was like "i sure am the original creator of homestarrunner.com and i don't give a fuck who your two brothers think they are". and that was that.

Posted by: frog on 02-08-08

in response to "black lentil"'s prattle about sporky:

dude, how are you going to say that it's SAD that a kid named after a plastic fork and spoon combination i ate parfaits from kentucky fried chicken with when i was the same age he was when we were both on the farm does better growing up in the mainstream, using a username that's just a ripoff of kira's, and an incoherent one at that, and expect to be taken seriously? i mean, by anyone intelligent, obviously you succeeded in shutting down the thread and making a spectacle of hipforums moderatorship, but that's beside the point. or is it. heh. nevermind. good job genius.

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