Posted by: Michael J on 04-30-08:
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Posted by: Frog on 03-30-08:
k revel everyone is not arol, only arol is arol, you win. the point is that the truth stands for itself, so i do too, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, which puts your tiny power trip right in its place doesnt it. doesnt matter anyway. cheers.
Posted by: . on 03-28-08:
right, well i guess expecting that drastic of a process acceleration isn't rational is it. *shrug* well if it makes any difference,I myself as Steve,am NOT a wound up nature show host or school shooter or some random person who cant manage to get off their ass without external encouragement or anyone else I killed who's name was Steve.THAT Steve is DEAD in the final context of the word and no one in their RIGHT MIND cares, to continue identifying with him as a living being.This is ludicrous.
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Mr. Till: Idea man at large.
I fancy myself as an idea-guy. I get ideas all the time. After I get a few,
I go out, get drunk, and
tell everyone about all these smarty-pants, ambitious, world-domineering plans that I am going
execute in exemplary style.
Then I come home, eat some microwave nachos and watch South Park episodes I've already seen.
I figure for every 20 ideas I boast, I may only execute on one. Not a great ratio, but
if I never had any ideas, then that one in twenty would never see light.
Often new concepts and ideas are best tested in the theory state, before any substantial
work is completed. I have my own private committee of peers and friends who seem happy
enough to berate and abase ideas in this theory state, but I am now opening it up
to anyone who happens to trip along this site.
Another reason for this section is so I can purposefully record any projects I consider executing
and feel bad when I see how old the "update" date is. This will hopefully act as a public policing
system to get me to do work. Even though no one may ever read this or give a shit, I
will hopefully feel the pressure none the less.
I'm reserving this area to post pieces of works-in-progress. I may decide later that this is
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The items posted here are all in draft format. If something seems stupid or raw, its because
it is. If any good idea's do occur, then it will be nice to have a witness. If you
would like to steal anything, please let me know. Your comments,
criticisms and suggestions are welcome.
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ROCK BAND - THE HUDSON DEBACLE
This Saturday will be the
fourth rehearsal of a new music project Mr. Nash, Mr. Beck and myself are
putting together. For FUN mug...(For history's sake, this is old link. The
rock band, now THE HUDSON DEBACLE, just played its firs club show. A new
page is HERE
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THE MURDERMAN ODDESSEY
This is tentatively going to be my next music program. I think it's going to be about
a young man who grows up to be a murderer...
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: This is NOT going to be the next one. I've made no progress on this in the last 14 months)
Last updated: 10/19/99
Penisgeek throw-aways
Here's some of the stuff that was left off of Penisgeek Chrestomathy...
Last updated: 10/19/99
Christopher's Earthquake
A rock opera about a man who is buried alive in an earthquake for two days with a female
co-worker. Underground they can only feel each other's hand and hear
each other's voice. After they are unearthed, the man (Christopher) falls into a coma for eight
years...
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: I'm happy that this idea exists, but I won't be moving on it anytime soon)
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The Whole Goddamn World
I'm going to do a
a loose two-hour musical adaption of Ayn Rand's "The Foutainhead"...
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: This is still be worked on. I lost alot of the initial script when a computer died. I still plan this to be the next TASM Lab disc, although the first Hudson Debacle disc will most likely be first. I have to hurry up and release stuff before the CD format becomes obsolete)
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Every so often I come across or invent a couple of words that I think
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little pokemons in my Wizard (a personal organizer my old boss Harris gave me)...
I am currently working on the following pictures:
Artwork in development
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I'm working on a giant painting of people eating dinner. Plus I finished my second sculpture months ago. My inactivity make feel poopy.
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Artwork in development
My last painting, finished a year ago is a large (6'x3') painting
for a friend. Its in oils. The subject is
of a snow storm. A sample is linked below
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: This painting is done, and I'm still waiting for my friends to hold their end)
Last updated: 10/19/99
Artwork in development
Another painting I'm going to start soon is an oil painting of
a big blue monster stealing virgins. Below is a draft on paper, but haven't
committed to painting the picture.
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: This is most likely one of the 19 of 20 I refer to in the introduction.)
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The sketches below, often terrible, are the initial sketches for paintings. Captured here for whatever reason:
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Screenplays
I am currently doing self-study to become a film maker. I have no experience,
no degree, no contacts, and live in the wrong town. I do have, however, some
interest and a ever-widening knowledge of what goes on. My first exercize will
be to draft a screenplay. I'm making slow, horrible progress. I will list some
of the titles to the films, and as I flesh them out I may or may not share them
here. Expect only treatments at first.(my nerves are getting to me. I fear rejection
and embarrasment)
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: This is so on hold I'm embarrassed. I'll be in the barber shop business long before I become a film maker. I don't even live near where they make films)
Last updated: 10/22/99
Mutt the Bastard
No screenplay yet, but I'm working on some conceptual drawings...
Other titles are:
- The King of Diareah
- The Rental Car Action Plan
- The Flying Lions of Venice
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TASM Lab did a brief show at the Harvey's "end of the world" party. A transcript from that
event can be found HERE
(note from 12/02/00, over a year later: God, I can't beleive this was a year ago. I'm not even Y2K ready yet!)
I have a bunch of ideas for new businesses but I don't I want to share them.
Every so often one of my ideas pops up somewhere else by someone with more
initiative than myself, which is unduly frustrating. One of these was
consumer shopping unions on the Internet, which appeared a few months ago.
On a dumber note, I predicted that Burger King would release a rip-off of the
Big Mac years ago. Last year they introduced the "Big King".
Unfortunately, I can't evidence this prediction as my only witness was
drunk on draft beer. Bully for me. I'm so fucking smart. (note from 12/02/00, over a year later: McDonald's subsequently released their "Big Extra" which is essentially a Whopper. I didn't see this coming. )
Some other business ideas floating around:
- Mylifesucks.com: You get an imaginary allowance of money that you get to "spend" at other retail sites. Every week someone wins, for real, the stuff they "bought". This would drive people not only to visit shopping sites, but really go through them. Marketers love this, and your only giving away merchandise (which is cheap cheap cheap)
- LifeAuction: People can auction off thier estates before they die for 1/2 thier value, on contractual agreement that they will 1) will the estate to the buyer, and 2) invest most of the money they recieved from the sale BACK into the estate. For example, I'm 60 years old and my estate (home, furniture, artwork) is worth $500K. I sell it to young Dave for $250K. During the remainder of my life, I make some home improvements and buy some sweet antiques with the money I recieved, improving my life. When I die, Dave gets the estate worth $500K + appreciation value, + new value from the money given at time of purchase. The company would facilitate the legal and logistic aspects, taking basis point commissions off the sale price.
DriveWebTraffic: A consulting company that focuses on nothing but driving web traffic (there is currently no one big really doing this explicitly)
ADVERTISE ON EGGS! Duh...
Secret Birthday Club! Don't tell anyone...
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Posted by: Michael J on 04-30-08
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Posted by: Frog on 03-30-08
k revel everyone is not arol, only arol is arol, you win. the point is that the truth stands for itself, so i do too, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, which puts your tiny power trip right in its place doesnt it. doesnt matter anyway. cheers.
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Posted by: . on 03-28-08
right, well i guess expecting that drastic of a process acceleration isn't rational is it. *shrug* well if it makes any difference,I myself as Steve,am NOT a wound up nature show host or school shooter or some random person who cant manage to get off their ass without external encouragement or anyone else I killed who's name was Steve.THAT Steve is DEAD in the final context of the word and no one in their RIGHT MIND cares, to continue identifying with him as a living being.This is ludicrous.
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Posted by: seventh cloners cloners clone's clone of a seventh cloners cloners clone's clone's clone on 03-19-08
everything is enchanted. enchantment is the more melodic synonym of entropic gravity touching closer to its etheric nature as you see it takes the cemetary out of the song in essence linguistically. take, for example, my radio. it's an inexpensive cd player and am/fm model with no tape player and no clock- i had the option to let my mom get me a pricier model because it was a birthday gift but the other model was unaesthetic. the brand name printed on it demanded attention. this little guy doesn't ask me to look at it. after my mom bought it for me i gave it back then bought it off her, which sounds like nonsense maybe but thats what i had to do for it to be mine. now its in my aparment sitting on the microwave, plugged into the wall (the radio is, not the microwave), but i never use it, nor do i intend to. i never turn it on. i don't own any cds and i'm not interested in the radio stations. it's just important, for some reason, that that thing is there. it's existence and presence in my apartment in and of itself is the manifested expression of the radio station i'm listening to, the radio, at least that part of it that is there merely to act as a mental reference point to the radio, to itself, to the essence of the here and now that is the true raw nature of time as it would otherwise be forgotten in the false context of memory. there is no music that is richer than this. there is no signal stronger than silence as all sound is contained within it. everything is enchanted by silence. the strength of an existences enchantment is measured by the strength of its silence. this is true for all of existence including within the context of music as expressed in the wake of silence.
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Posted by: i agree on 03-17-08
revel is a coward on an ego trip. no argument there at all. i am you as you are he and you are me and we are all NOT -that- guy revel.
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Posted by: . on 03-17-08
there's obviously a direct connection between time travel and the dimensions. when a person time travels the first thing that happens is that they effectively erase their original timeline, so there has to be somewhere for te traveller to be wen their originating timeline is gone, and that is the dimensions/dimensional existance, which is the same as the place refered to as the other side, which is accessable by degree of indisposal to physicality, of course. it i by order of the cessation of interest in the expression of the local timeline that the traveller is imparted visibility within this field, and this process may be expressed in varying degrees of speed. the traveller for example may wish to sift bulk from their observed expression or to purge it, perhaps in haste, which would lengthen the process, as more bulk would then be created while attempting to escape entropic gravity which no one can do on the other side or on this one.
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Posted by: Emmanuel Teijeiro. Original creator of homestarrunner.com on 02-11-08
so i was like "i sure am the original creator of homestarrunner.com and i don't give a fuck who your two brothers think they are". and that was that.
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Posted by: frog on 02-08-08
in response to "black lentil"'s prattle about sporky:
dude, how are you going to say that it's SAD that a kid named after a plastic fork and spoon combination i ate parfaits from kentucky fried chicken with when i was the same age he was when we were both on the farm does better growing up in the mainstream, using a username that's just a ripoff of kira's, and an incoherent one at that, and expect to be taken seriously? i mean, by anyone intelligent, obviously you succeeded in shutting down the thread and making a spectacle of hipforums moderatorship, but that's beside the point. or is it. heh. nevermind. good job genius.
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Posted by: post regarding revel's ego trip in zendik forums on 01-28-08
Revel: (clears throat) Everyone (in the context of this dicussion) IS Arol, and everyone else here for that matter. You ARE a weak masochistic conceited bitch, and a failure at life. I AM intelligent and confident enough not to bother wasting my time either advising or commanding you to "get some class" as I DO recognize the boundary between my responsibility and yours, and that IS the reality you have to face every day of your life, waking or sleeping. I AM the winner of that and any other existing argument for that matter, and I AM at this moment as these words are spoken, a better zendik than you, a better man than you, and a better person than you, BECAUSE my response to life is YES, to knowing that the one bearing the devils advocate excuse is the fool, the martyr, the retard, and the loser, being yourself, in that matter, of course. Cheers (to me). Blan.
Frog
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Posted by: whats wrong with my name on 01-25-08
god IS us, and wether or not i care about you doesn't need to be ADVERTISED. this dilema is the foundation of the zendik cult, which is founded and led psychically by me simply because i bear that name, and am conscious of it's fallacy, and THAT's what's behind zendik. That's the whole thing.
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